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Santa (Pappu Ko Dantate Hue): Tum Nihayat Aalsi Ho Kuch Karna Hi Nahin Chahate Jante Ho Jab Main Tumhari Umra Ka Tha To Ek Stor Men Mainne 500 Rupaye Mahine Ki Naukari Ki Thi Aur Kuch Din Baad Main Us Stor Ka Malik Ban Gaya Tha Pappu: Aajkal Yah Sambhav Nahin Papa Ab To Sab Storon Men Paise Ka Hisab Kitab Rakha Jata Hai Aur Aajkal To Har Stor Men Kaimre Bhi Lage Hue Hain
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